Friday, April 16, 2021

Do These Jeans Make My Ass Look Fat?

(Quick note before diving into this story — the story, Hypochondriac’s Placebo Clinic, was just published in Fairfield Scribes, Issue 4. Please consider clicking over and giving the stories there a read! Thanks! Now on with the show…)

Prompts = Enclosure, Plump, Literal





 Photo by Ryan Moreno on Unsplash

“Do these jeans make my ass look fat?”

My attempts to answer my wife’s question prove I’m far too literal.

I answered no — it’s your ass that makes your ass look fat. I slept on the sofa for a week.

But for some reason, she felt the need to ask it again on a different day. Turns out using the word “plump”, no matter how well-intended, won’t keep you off the sofa.

A third attempt at answering led me to talk about her “denim ass enclosure”. This, at least, confused her enough to spare me from more sofa time.





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