Saturday, September 18, 2021

The Customer Is Always Right?



 Photo by Shahbaz Ali on Unsplash

Prompts = Abstain, Personnel, Demand

‘I come before you as a loyal customer, having frequented this establishment at least once before. And knowing the Law states that The Customer, meaning me, Is Always Right, I therefore make the following demands:

  1. That you abstain from deep breaths, eye rolls, and other physical signs of judgement as I make my subsequent demands!
  2. The same is true for critical language, including sarcasm!
  3. You will promptly and expediently prepare my order in the way and manner to be described!
  4. That you not interrupt me…’

‘Sorry, I have to say this — Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order please?’





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