Prompts = Rug, Pug, Hug
Story New = Matt Varley Presents Rabid Pug
‘Welcome back to Matt Varley’s Hit Parade. I’m Matt Varley and I’m so excited to present a new punk band, Rabid Pug, to the world. Let me read an excerpt of the lyrics to what I anticipate will be their big hit, “Cat Nap”:
See there kitty on the rug
Curl up near for a furry hug
Stroke the fur
Hear the purr
Put a smile on the grumpy mug
Incredible, right? Pure poetry.
Coming up later in the show is a new tribute band covering all the hits of an old tribute band covering The Rolling Stones. Stay tuned!
Story Old = What’re You In For?
Photo by Karin Hiselius on Unsplash
*Whine, whine*
“Hey! Hey! Hey you! What you in for? You crap on the rug?”
“Nooo…”
“Hey! Hey! You’re a pug, yeah? You pugnacious?”
“Whaaaa?”
Another voice further down the room barked out “Leave ’em be Frenchie. Sorry about Frenchie there pup. He’s here for eating an encyclopedia.”
Frenchie kept up. “Hey! Hey! You’re a pugilist, yeah?”
Another voice came from further down the room. “He clearly ain’t, Frenchie. But I am. Knock it off or when we’re off leash tomorrow I’ll be looking for ya. Got it?”
“Yeah! Yeah! No worries, Butch! Sorry Pug.”
Remember, shelter dogs need hugs.
Links to other sites where I publish:
Read them on Blogger = https://onehundredwordsbyparz.blogspot.com
Or Read them on Medium = https://medium.com/100-word-or-less-stories
Listen to them on YouTube = https://www.youtube.com/user/parzivalsattva
Write your own on Discord = https://discord.com/invite/qW2jgWwc7Q
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