Planet Hollywood Hospitality

 

Photo by Jon Tyson on Unsplash

Prompts = Morose, Planet, Hospitality

‘Private Snurgledump, your pseudopods are grey and clammy. Are you feeling ill?’

‘I’m fine, Dr. Slitherclamp!’

‘Your Watch Commander disagrees.’

‘I’m fine. Yes, I’m frustrated, angry, impatient…’

‘My diagnosis is Morose Personality Disorder. Because it’s highly contagious and we’re far from home, the cure is extreme — a long walk in a short airlock.’

‘Please understand — I’ve been monitoring all the Planet Hollywoods on Earth’s surface and have yet to see one movie star.’

‘Don’t the rules of hospitality require at least a B-lister to be on duty at all times?’

‘No.’

‘That angers me too! Wait…tell no one.’

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