Moss Piglet Submissions for the December 2025 Issue - Inventions

 I submitted one work for the December 2025 Moss Piglet issue - Inventions:

Esoteric Bodily Care product line

Hello beautiful people! I’m Psychic Goddess Cassidy and the spirits assure me you are in need of my entire line of Esoteric Bodily Care products.

Using them is so easy! Simply place the appropriate cartridge into my USB-powered Aura Cleansing Fan and let it blow toxins and negative energies away! (Don’t let appearances fool you - it may look like a pitifully-underpowered table fan, but at a retail price of $299, you know it can’t be a repackaged dollar store appliance).

Each Esoteric Bodily Care cartridge is filled with the finest in stock genuine artificial patchouli and holds channeled angelic energies. Let the gentle breeze caress your auric body and allow the magic to work.

How can Esoteric Bodily Care products help you? Here’s a small sampling:

For cleansing - Aura Cleanse!

For going out - Aura Gleam!

To attract attention - Aura Bright!

When you feel unwell - Aura Aspirin!

To patch holes in your esoteric body - Aura Spackle!

And for those intimate moments - Aura Ahhh!

Enhance your psychic presence and let your aura sparkle with the entire Esoteric Bodily Care product line!