Prompts = Miss, Sassy, Pants
Story New = Can A Guy Be Sassy?
‘Dan? Can a guy be “sassy”?’
‘Why’re you asking, Steve?’
‘It’s Molly. She said I’m “sassy”.
‘Your eight-year-old daughter, Little Miss Spitfire, calls you “sassy” and it bothers you enough to ask me about it?’
‘Well… when you put it like that, I guess I…’
‘My wife insists she wears the pants in the family, my two boys are trying too hard to fill my shoes, my coworkers are all stuffed shirts, and you’re bothered by “sassy”?’
‘Wow — an entire outfit in one comment. But with no underwear reference, it’s going commando.’
‘Hey — hold off on the sass.’
Story Old = Princess Bliss
Photo by Mark Landman on Unsplash
Princess Bliss was the only child of the King and Queen of Quagmire, a kingdom that was in desperate need of land suitable for farming. Really, if you wanted to kill an invading army with hoards of mosquitoes and other biting insects, Quagmire was your kind of place. Otherwise, not so much.
The King and Queen poured all of their meagre resources into developing Bliss into exceptional marriage material. The problem was that she was sassy. And insisted on wearing pants. And wanted nothing to do with princes. In fact, she wanted to be a mister and not a miss.
Links to other sites where I publish:
Read them on Blogger = https://onehundredwordsbyparz.blogspot.com
Or Read them on Medium = https://medium.com/100-word-or-less-stories
Listen to them on YouTube = https://www.youtube.com/user/parzivalsattva
Write your own on Discord = https://discord.com/invite/qW2jgWwc7Q
And a link to where my Lovely Lady Love (who also operates the camera) posts her art: https://www.youtube.com/user/recyclinggoddess
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