Greetings, fellow Earthlings! I am Grognak, from the planet Brooklak.
Wait — who wrote this script? It should say a citizen of Florida. This type of sloppiness is why we had to leave Booklak in shame. How are we supposed to impose our insidious plot on the unsuspecting humans if we make such mistakes?
What? Your cousin wrote this? I have placated your desire to find useful employment for that fool Foosinard for too long. Put him on scullery duty until we can find someplace he can’t do more damage.
Did you say “we’re live”? I thought we were prerecording.
Drazzbratck!
Story Old — Blather And Blather
Photo by Steve Johnson on Unsplash
Here at the public relations firm of Blather and Blather, we can take any issue you want to highlight and demonize the other side effectively. Want to promote an unpopular political opinion? We’ll run ads about the insidious plot of your political enemies to steal jobs away from the citizenry. Want to promote your extreme view of religion? We’ll prepare speeches declaring that to placate those against you is the same as committing murder! Want to restrict the ability of minorities to improve their fortunes? We’ll put them in their place! We’re Blather and Blather — demonizing populations — for YOU!
Links to other sites where I publish:
Blogger = https://onehundredwordsbyparz.blogspot.com
Medium = https://medium.com/100-word-or-less-stories
YouTube = https://www.youtube.com/user/parzivalsattva
And a link to where my Lovely Lady Love (who also operates the camera) posts her art: https://www.youtube.com/user/recyclinggoddess
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