Blind Date Conundrum

 Photo by Amadeo Valar on Unsplash

Prompts = Condition, Beach, Motto

It never seemed to take long for Helen’s blind dates to go awry.

Maybe it was her “small talk”:

‘Do you shampoo, rinse, condition? Or are you a fool who follows the shampoo, rinse, shampoo paradigm?’

Or her curiosity:

‘When you say your motto is “Life’s a beach”, do you mean the sandy area or the tree? Or do you really mean the female canine and are trying to be funny?’

Or her incessant note taking:

‘Slow down, I know you think you’re saying something interesting and I want to catch it all. Maybe I should take a shorthand course.’

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