Saturday, June 6, 2020

Talking To The Offlicers

Prompts = Whiskey, Unable, Recent
‘Offlicer, due to my recent consumption of laarge amounts of whiskey, I am unable to comply with your request.’
He was known as Soiled Joe, for the stench that cloaked him like a cloud. Joe had ended up living under the overpass while researching homelessness for a docudrama; the project had never panned out but the research apparently continued.
He was asked to stand but all Joe managed was an unbalanced teetering. The movement fanned stench everywhere.
‘C’mere.’ Joe smiled the smile of the inebriated, broad but dull. ‘I can work undercover.’
The police tried not to choke. Or laugh.

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