Thursday, August 29, 2019

Sincere, Cramp, Slot


Dear Vending Machine Manufacturers,

I would like to file a complaint. As a frequent user of the coin slots in various types of vending machines, I feel it is incumbent upon me to alert you to changes needed in how the machines treat coins.

One of the biggest complaints is the lack of space between coins. We are not sardines! The lack of space leads to uncomfortable cramped conditions. I’ve seen good coins go bad. It’s sad to watch a newly minted coin wear itself thin while waiting to be released from the “coin jail”.

Please fix this!

Sincerely,
Quarter

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