Monday, August 5, 2019

Crack, Simple, Merge


“Dr. Bartholomew, I understand you want to give a complete answer. I’m a simple man and I need simple solutions. So, in English please, what is the solution to the crack epidemic?”

“Governor Findley, I have spent over forty years meticulously studying the causes and effects of crack addiction within the population. There are, in whole or part, over twenty different agencies, non-profits, and other organizations working on the problem. It is a massive bureaucracy consuming millions of dollars per year. It’s not like you can say there’s one single solution…”

“Let’s merge all those agencies together. I’m brilliant!”

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