“Good afternoon, sir. Welcome to Christie’s auction house. My name is Frederick. I’m here to provide any information you require regarding any item that catches your attention.”
“Hey Fred…”
“Frederick, sir.”
“Fred? I wanna know about that painting by that little queer I-talian fucker.”
“The Caravaggio, sir? Young Sick Bacchus is one of his greatest works. The model was his lover, as was many…”
“Yeah, Fred, that one. Here’s the deal - the frame isn’t to my liking. Who the fuck framed it with that?”
“Is this a joke, sir? The frame was designed by a famous…”
“It sucks Fred!”
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