Thursday, August 15, 2019

Random, Strike, Chop


Gerald Jones, CEO of a toilet paper company and dubbed TreeSlayer by enemies and friends alike, was trying to tamp down a work action. While not a full-scale strike, multiple crews were doing work slowdowns, taking random breaks of various lengths. It was hard to police individually, but company wide it was already affecting the bottom line.

Jones called in new crews but their lack of experience was causing a lot of disruption. Frustrated, he called a meeting with the new crews: he pointed at the forest, then yelled, “Go! Chop Chop! How hard is that?!?”

Apparently quite hard.

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