“My assistant says you have a new Indiana Jones movie idea?”
“It’s called Indiana Jones and the Pearl of Atlantis. It’ll follow the same storyline but…”
“Hang on. One of the fun things in those movies is watching Indie run from hordes of enemies. Are you saying he’ll swim?"
“Well… no… we’ll have…”
“‘Cause I’m not having a lot of shots of feet flapping underwater and bubbles floating all over the place.”
“No… of course not…”
“Well ok then. And of course there will be potent curses he’ll have to stumble into and miraculously survive.”
“…
“The script needs some edits…”
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