“I establish ground rules to avoid misunderstandings regarding expectations from those who report to me. And you, despite your circumstances, will also be expected to toe the line, so to speak.
“I begin my mornings early and I expect the same of you. Exercise before mealtime encourages the digestion, improves mood, and is vital to overall health.
“You will keep your living conditions clean and orderly. Aside from having your possessions organized, you will not allow yourself to surround yourself with filth. A urinal cake will be provided. Use it. I hope I don’t need to address ‘deposits’.
“Understand, goldfish?”
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