In the underground home of the cave salamanders, a remarkable event occurred, one which changed the destiny of one small community.
It is said that in the world of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. And since cave salamanders are blind, the introduction of the cyclops salamander made it king.
Bowing and scraping, the blind would tremble at the passing of the one-eyed ruler, seeking only to curry favour.
Or so the cyclops thought.
What he didn’t know was that after the king passed by, his subjects would flip him off behind his back.
Nervy little bastards.
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