“911 operator, what is the nature of your emergency?”
“My name is Donald Donaldson, Sr and…”
“Senior, sir? Shouldn’t that be junior?”
“No, it shouldn’t! My wife and I were part of a group tour…”
“Are you sure sir? Because with your surname being “Donaldson”… ya know…”
“Look! My wife fell out of the helicopter…”
“What’s her name, sir? “
“… the door didn’t close properly and she fell…”
“Sir? I’m trying to help you but I need to know her name, sir.”
“Donella. Her name is Donella. Look, you need to call the coast guard…”
“Is this funny, sir? Is it?”
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