“Handyman Hotline on FM 101.6 with your buddy Randy taking calls. Who’s on the line and how can I humiliate you today?”
“Hey Randy. Yves here…”
“Eave? Like on a roof?”
“Ah… yeah. Anyway, I was putting together something and the peg got stuck…”
“Peg? Yves… are you building something from IKEA? Because you know I do not allow questions about IKEA products.”
“IKEA? Ah… no… not IKEA…”
“Yves, what’s the worst injury you’ve sustained in your workshop. C’mon bud. Let’s chat about that finger you nearly took off with a band saw.”
“Ah… I’ve gotta go! And it’s IKEA!”
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