Administer, Harbour, Floor

Commercial #3:

Setting: Pirate ship. Captain is hollering at crew from a raised deck.

“And I want the floor glittering before we pull into the harbour!”

Pull back camera to a deckhand.

“Hi, I’m Franklin Doorstop, star of your favourite soap. Why am I here? To talk about your floors.

“Even here, on a ship in the middle of the ocean, the deck (not a floor, Cap) has to withstand salt and sun, which is way tougher than teenagers, am I right?

“Wood Bright is the treatment your floors need. Just administer per the instructions, and they’ll be swimmingly great!”