Monday, May 20, 2019

Satisfy, Volume, Neighbour


In my bartender’s class, we learned that the shape of the ice makes a huge difference on the cooling effects of a drink. What you want to do is have the lowest surface area to volume ratio you can manage (the ice melts the slowest that way, therefore not diluting the drink, thus a way to satisfy the most discerning customer).  The greater the number of sides, the lower the ratio, until you get a spherical ice ball - that’s the lowest of all.

My neighbour has an ice tray that makes little ice balls - he’s way ahead of the game!

Sunday, May 19, 2019

Incredible, Below, Prime


Daneesh set the handset gently into the cradle. After hours on the phone negotiating with a SVP from First National Trust, he had incredible loan terms. Stretching and uncramping his screaming back and shoulders, he put the CFO’s assistant on speaker.

“Is Mrs. Denali in? I have good news.”

“No sir. She’s in a meeting. Would you like to hold?”

He didn’t, and instead sat outside her office for more hours, waiting. At last, the meeting door opened and the CFO said to his rival, Preeka, “Great job! Four points below prime!”

Daneesh slunk away - he’d only managed two points.

Saturday, May 18, 2019

Illusion, Loop, Outlook


Las Vegas. Sin City. The place to make his name, The Amazing Sardini, known. Gone were the days of 6-year old birthday parties in Des Moines and busking in rail stations in Munich (he missed the German beer…). This was it! He was in the city where he’d become rich and famous and even more rich! Hadn’t he created the Loop Illusion, a trick that made it look like a lasso passed through the entire watching crowd? People loved it! The outlook on his career was limitless.

But he had no money. Time to busk in the bus terminal.

Friday, May 17, 2019

Bat, Ball, Plate


Vlad was trying to juggle his plate, silver (it was safe - that’s werewolf stuff), napkin, and goblet as he made his way around the buffet table. Victoria, hosting the Crypt Warming Party, watched as he struggled.

“Vlad, vat are you doing? Vy don’t you set that down on your coffin, then come back for the buffet?”

“Ah, Victoria, my dear. If only I could become a bat and fly it over. Walking back and forth is too much like a ghost haunting a cemetery.”

“And are you having a ball?”

“Yes, next month for Halloween. *chuckle* Yes, I’m enjoying myself.”

Thursday, May 16, 2019

Delegate, Continue, Apple


The life of an apple is intense; mine especially so. I am the Chosen One, the Delegate, the continuing life of all apple-kind. I’ve got my landing spot targeted, all there is now is the wait for the drop. You may notice other apples on the tree, but they are decoys for squirrels, birds, and humans. Destiny is on my side and I am ready.

I am… hey! Get - get off me! Wait… WAIT!!! GAH!!!! No… no… n… *whimper* There’s been a mistake! I don’t belong in this bin with all these other apples! Let the Apple King go!

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Dance, Risk, Evolve


I often wonder how a thug’s life evolved, how I can walk the streets openly in my hoodie with no risk, despite the hoodie being the uniform of a thug. With the hood down, I’m a law abiding citizen. Hood up, I’ve clocked in, ready to ply my trade.

Hood down, I spot my mark. Hood up, I closely follow and make contact. He tries to dance away but I pin him to the wall with a knife at his neck, grabbing his wallet and phone.

Crap! He’s a cop and my hood’s up. Busted on the job. Not good.

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Crust, Frozen, Instant


It was that time of year again. Fred knew it wouldn’t be good to go out, however, his supply of coffee was running low and that meant a trip to the store.

The ground was covered in a frozen crust but Fred wasn’t fooled. He knew Mud Season was in full career and that lying just under that bit of frost was several inches of stinking, sucking mud. He hoped it wouldn’t go over his boots.

He’d managed six steps to the car when, in an instant, he was knee deep in brown goo. His boots only went ankle high.

Monday, May 13, 2019

Sprout, Lacks, Sound


Life is precious. All life. To prove this, we decided to mike a seed for sound and listen in on a newly planted seed as it sprouts. This is what our team found:

Day 1 - Said “roots” repeatedly.

Day 7 - Pod exited soil. Complained about how bright it is.

Day 10 - Extended leaves. Said something about a “green parasol”.

Day 15 - Extended more leaves. Apparently one parasol wasn’t enough.

Day 22 - It notices the microphone. Starts looking for the camera.

Day 37 - Complains it’s only appreciated for the size of its beans.

Day 51 - Demands a PR team.

Day 73 - Lacks “alone time”

Sunday, May 12, 2019

Business, Pout, Look


“Arnold, look - I’m not trying to pry into your business, but I’m your father and I need to know that you aren’t doing drugs, ok? And if you are doing drugs, then I want to help you kick them. This is important both to you and me. If you’re hurting, I want to help. If you aren’t doing well, I want to be a part of making it better. Ok? Oh don’t pout! When you have kids, you’ll understand, but for right now I am your father, you live in my house, and… don’t you give me that look, Mister!”

Saturday, May 11, 2019

Mill, Thrust, Utilize


School trips organized by Concordia Elementary run the gamut from the usual (zoo, library, museums) to the unusual (factories, cemeteries, structures such as bridges). This is due less to the influence of the teachers and administration and more to do with student interests.

Jenny Wetherbee, age 10, during a tour of a flour mill pointed to a piece of equipment and asked the guide, “How many pounds of thrust is generated at full capacity?” The guide looked lost. Jenny looked impatient. “Can you at least tell me what you utilize to mitigate the fire risk from friction?” The guide couldn’t.

Friday, May 10, 2019

Trial, Survive, Rough


“The life of the tribe depends upon the lives of the members of the tribe. It’s vitality comes from our vitality, it’s strength from our strength.

“To become a full member of the tribe, you must pass this trial. All the men of the tribe have done. You will too. When the moon passes through all its phases and is full once more, you will be welcomed back as a man.

“Survive. Thrive. Make us all proud.”

The young man bowed to his grandfather, shouldered his gear, and headed off. Lightening flashed. His trial was destined to be rough.

Thursday, May 9, 2019

Fill, Tray, Shun


Gilbert had given it a lot of thought and didn’t see a flaw in his plan. He told his friends what he was going to do: some of them thought it was cool (if a little weird), others decided to shun him (while watching out of the corners of their eyes).

When his turn in the lunch line came, he approached the burrito bar server. “I don’t want a plate. I want a burrito that fills the tray. Please.”

The server’s eyebrows shot up but he eyed the tray, then started to work. It took eight tortillas, but was delicious.

Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Restless, Poor, Transform


First Counsellor Khan stared down at the restless crowd gathering at the base of the high rise that housed all governmental functions from an outdoor patio. Her ministers looked worried.

“I don’t see why you are all anxious. They are unemployed, poor, sick… we must respond appropriately. We must transform this to our advantage. They want work. Let’s give it to them.”

The ministers still looked nervous. One spoke up, “Ma’am, the mob is angry. We might be in danger.”

The First Counsellor looked imperious. “What?! Nonsense. They are sheep. Let them bleat.”

Glass smashed and the crowd surged.

Poke, Temper, Vague


It’s hard being different, marching to the beat of your own drummer. Why is it that society is full of “Normalicy Police” who viciously nip at heels to try to keep people in line.

Ryan Wrenolds, age six, likes to draw people and clothes, much like a fashion designer. One brutish fellow student, however, pokes him mid-sketch, ruining his straight lines. Ryan keeps his temper, showing remarkable control, while he seethes inside.

He only has a vague idea for how he’ll do it, but Ryan has vowed sophisticated revenge on the bully. 

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Cut, Copy, Paste


I hate arts and crafts - mostly because I’ve never been good at it. Kindergarten is full of arts and crafts. Safety scissors cutting construction paper was torment: they’d twist in my hand, hurting my fingers. One project called for us to make a traffic light. The other kids cut perfect circles out of green, red, and yellow paper. I never go the hang of turning the paper, so I hacked off corner after corner, trying to copy my neighbour’s work, but ending up with very uneven polygons pasted to a black rectangle. Ugh - I hate arts and crafts.

Sunday, May 5, 2019

Tooth, Load, Scramble


The Dragon’s Fire rollercoaster was shut down after a series of warning lights began flashing in the middle of opening day. The park manager worried he wouldn’t be able to find a technician able to work on it quickly. Luckily, Master Machinist Murphy was in HR applying for a position; getting the rollercoaster operational again became his interview.

Getting to work, he was able to find the initial cause of the problem: a bad tooth on an important cog. That had, unfortunately, caused loads on other parts of the system to exceed capacity. The whole lot looked like scrambled eggs. 

Saturday, May 4, 2019

Knife, Feed, Huge


Mack the Knife was a murderer in The Threepenny Opera. What isn’t known is that Bob the Ladle, his gluttonous sidekick, got cut at the last minute.

The official problem seemed to come from the food budget needed to make Bob the Ladle’s feeds seem reasonable and with tickets being only three pennies, it was unsustainable.

However, an undercover reporter for the The Broadway Gazette found out that the actor who’d been slated to play Bob had been found with the director’s wife in flagrante delicto.

The actor was happy it was only his acting part that was cut.

Friday, May 3, 2019

Fruit, Slide, Brief


Police Captain Sanders spit out a mouthful of coffee when he swallowed his chewing gum. It was that kind of day. Maybe it was a Full Moon.

Sergeant Tuttle stuck his head in the Captain’s office. Sanders looked up and barked, “What? And keep it brief.”

Tuttle growled “You ain’t going to believe this. There’s a large group of people who broke into a fruit warehouse and set up a slide. We need a full squad to go. Can we call in the off-duty personnel?”

Sanders looked up at the ceiling. “What did I do to deserve this?”

Thursday, May 2, 2019

Unit, Examine, Joint


“You summoned me, my Lord?"

“Yes, I did Provisioner. I would like to examine the supplies request from our units in the field.”

“Of course, my Lord.”

“I notice that the Yorkshire Horse are requesting 500 joints of beef.”

“Yes, my Lord."

“That seems to be quite a large request for that unit, does it not?”

“It is, my Lord.”

“This is an expense the Kingdom cannot bear. Please notify the Yorkshire Horse Commander that their Quartermaster’s request cannot be honoured.”

“At once, my Lord. However, I should note your brother-in-law commands that unit.”

“Send what they requested.”

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Gulf, Illegal, Kneel


“Approach and kneel!”

Queen Beatrice’s ability to project imperiousness was unparalleled. Even her closest allies quaked when she was in a regal rage.

Captain Brandeis prostrated himself, awaiting Her Majesty’s pleasure.

“You are aware that our shipping is being harassed by our enemies in the Gulf of Mexico. I command you to capture those who are undertaking these illegal activities. You are hereby promoted to Commodore and I place a squadron of my finest vessels at your command.”

She sensed the pleasure he felt at being given this new authority. She stared down at him balefully.

“Do not fail me.”

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Story, Threw, Through


Being a writer is much more than putting words onto a page in such a way that other people want to read them. Oh no! It’s much more involved than that.

For instance, writers need to decide how they want to write. Non-writers may not realize that picking the media to use when writing a story is important, indeed probably vital.

Consider that electronic versions of stories are easier to edit. And if you don’t like it, you can delete the file.

Paper is more satisfying with deletion; I threw my last story through the open window last week!

Monday, April 29, 2019

Fog, Morbid, Oscillate


My mind fills with fog; the cycle continues. While I can form coherent thoughts, I can relate that the potion I brewed six years ago continues to cause me to oscillate between civilized and uncivilized, between rational researcher and irrational beast.

I shall relate my experiences as best as I can in my journal, despite the fact that it’s becoming more difficult to hold such a fine instrument.

My vision begins to sharpen, as if the emerging animal is ready to hunt. Sound becomes more immediate and smells vibrant. I’m feeling fury, hate, anger! Blood shall be mine! Hate! KILL!!! 

Sunday, April 28, 2019

Enrich, Fresh, Chide


The text came just after 6:30pm; a member of the government’s cabinet was dining out. A flash mob was being assembled to chide him for enriching himself at the expense of the country. I acknowledged the text - it was a signal that I would be there shortly.

When I arrived at the restaurant, organizers were handing out signs and leading chants. I joined in readily, chanting that he should resign and give that department a fresh start.

While we were protesting, a hoard of police quietly but efficiently surrounded us, and then the arrests began. We’d been set up.

Saturday, April 27, 2019

Blubber, Hospitable, Various


The hospital nurses in the birthing ward nickname newborns: this one is Smiley, that one is Blue Eyes, that one over there is Fish Mouth. But in room 602, there’s Blubber. It’s not just because the baby is much fatter than usual, but because he won’t stop crying. The hard part is that poor mom is exhausted and so crying as well.

While the staff tried various means to soothe the baby, none succeeded, to the point where the new mom didn’t feel welcome at all; the ward stopped feeling hospitable.

Baby Blubber grew up to be an Olympic weightlifter.

Friday, April 26, 2019

Calibrate, Decide, Echo


It’s a little known fact that the echo in Yosemite National Park is calibrated to a minor fourth with a one second delay. Park officials meet several times per year to manage the various elements that affect the echo, such as forest and water course management, atmospheric effects, and the like.

The most common question people ask when hearing this fact is “How did the original decision come to be made to have it that way?”, which is an excellent question. History tells us that Teddy Roosevelt decided that it should be that way, but it doesn’t reveal the reason.

Thursday, April 25, 2019

Mice, Prune, Uniform


The Mad Hatter and the March Hare were taking tea in a garden. The question, though, is whose garden is it? And the answer is that the garden belonged to a family of mice in service to the Knave of Hearts.

They served the tea and brought out the sandwiches, but more than that, they also kept the grounds, pruned the bushes, and maintained the furniture. They were kept quite busy because the tea party never ended!

In order to keep them neat and clean, the uniforms were changed every so often and washed by a clan of otters. 

Delay, Sorry, Meat


I’d been thinking about it all day. I woke up with it on my mind, drudged my way through work salivating, even managed to drink coffee on my breaks and have the taste throb in my mouth. Everywhere I looked, I saw wisps of steam rising from a plateful of delicious, delectable, tender meat, swimming in a savoury meat sauce. I was going to feast tonight, right after work.

5:01pm and I was out the door. Ten minutes later and I was in front of the restaurant, reading:

“Sorry, there’s been a delay in deliveries. We’re closed until tomorrow.”

Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Sleep, Drastic, Fortune


Duke Jeremy Bartholomew had five adult children, all gathered for the reading of the will…

Jonathon gets the Fortune of Wealth - he gets the money.
Sarah gets the Fortune of Shelter - she gets the house.
Roger gets the Fortune of Knowledge - he gets my library.
Mary gets the Fortune of Adventure - she gets my menagerie.
And Franklin gets the Fortune of Sleep - he gets my best bed.

No one was happy. Why’d he split things up in such a stupid fashion? All of them made ready to take drastic action against their siblings. Which is what the Duke wanted.

Monday, April 22, 2019

Oblong, Hip, Miraculous


The world of Harry Potter is hidden from our own, but it’s not the only one. Among those other worlds is one that highlights art as a power...

Franklefurth sat in Shapes class, watching as Professor Polyhedron described the method for drawing a freehand oblong circle. Franklefurth thought it’d be miraculous to be able to draw a decent one even with a year’s practice, but of course Millandrea got it on her third attempt. Show off, he thought.

He readied himself for his tenth attempt, the teacher watching with hands on hips.

It was no better than his first attempt.

Sunday, April 21, 2019

Unusual, Concrete, Suspend


Sonny Swede and Tommy TwoTeeth had captured the Capo of the rival family trying to control the city. They were all standing on the pier, the Capo in “concrete shoes”. Sonny asked one last time if the Capo would work with his family, and was once again told to fuck off. Sonny shrugged and with one small push, the Capo fell off.

Sonny and Tommy started to walk back to their car when they heard the Capo yelling, mocking them. They stopped and realized there’d been no splash, which was unusual. The Capo was suspended in old fishing net, laughing.

Rain, Sustain, Yelp


The music festival Woodstock in 1969 was the first of its kind in the rock world, having some of the biggest acts play 24 hours per day over the course of several days.

It’s also known as one of the biggest boondoggles ever.

The incessant rain made the ground a muddy mess. The number of people who attended was much higher than anticipated, so facilities, such as port-a-potties and food stalls, were inadequate. It was totally unsustainable. The musicians had to deal with a collapsing stage and poorly grounded electrics, making them yelp whenever they touched their microphones.

Friday, April 19, 2019

Approach, Voracious, Individual


The elephant, named Harvey, had been transported to the sanctuary after it’d been found, starving and abused, in a bankrupt (both financially and morally) zoo.

The Head Keeper was all too aware of the need to establish trust but to also do it with his safety in mind. He had Harvey placed in one enclosure with an adjoining enclosure set up. He made sure to be seen by Harvey as he brought out food. Once it was placed, he exited and Harvey was allowed in, where he ate voraciously.

Months later, a few individuals were able to play with Harvey.

Thursday, April 18, 2019

Please, Sculpt, Quote

While not often spoken aloud (except when the adage is broken), it’s said that if you are going to have letter work done as part of a tattoo, you need someone who can spell. Having “No Regets” tattooed in large calligraphic lettering across your chest does not attract compliments.

The same is true for sculpture. When a monument is sculpted and a motto or quote is carved into the base, it’s vital that the spelling be correct. It doesn’t please the public when someone’s “Famus Last Werds” are carved in stone. 

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Walk, Counter, Devoid


It’s your first day working at First National Bank and Trust as a teller. The Branch Manager welcomed and the Head Teller got you set up. You couldn’t feel more welcome.

A small group of customers waits outside. The Head Teller makes sure everyone is ready for the day’s business, then welcomes the customers in.

Your first customer walks to the counter, eyes devoid of emotion. He hands you a note, saying “This is a robbery.”

Turn to page _____ if you _____:

17 - Hit the silent alarm.
35 - Laugh.
87 - Ask the Bank Manager indignantly if this is a joke.

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Forgive, Vine, Appear


Pradeep and his team had been hired to renovate the old building, an old vine-covered Victorian that had gone to seed. His instructions had been simple - make it look like new. That was it. His team started on the massive project with gusto.

Part of his team started stripping away the vines. The building started to make a strange groaning noise, then collapsed, folding in on itself. Apparently, the vines were holding the building together.

It was at this instant that the owner appeared at the worksite. Pradeep turned, getting ready for the owner to forgive him. 

Monday, April 15, 2019

Gross, Numb, Octave


My ass is numb and my ears aching. No one bothered to tell me that this opera, Vagner’s Twilight of the Gods, is 5 1/2 hours long. I’m trying hard to be polite, especially with this being my third date with someone who is otherwise wonderful, but you have got to be kidding me. Hang on, the soprano is about to hit a painful octave…

I feel sick. If the air conditioning was working a bit better, I wouldn’t feel so gross in this dress. Or maybe I could have sneaked in a snack?

Only 3 hours left. Groan.

Sunday, April 14, 2019

Submit, Toady, Hill


“This is the hill you are willing to die on? You’re going to submit yourself to the scorn and outrage of the populace, for what? For ten minutes of TV time? I don’t see the political calculus working for you. So explain it to me - what are you trying to achieve by trying to pass a law that makes vegetables illegal?”

“It’s simple and I’m surprised you can’t see it. The vegetarians and vegans and their sycophants and toadies will react violently, rising up to overthrow the perceived enemy - meat eaters. And I’ll ride that wave and become President.”

“Seriously?”

Saturday, April 13, 2019

Bloody, Assume, Declare


“I assume you want this on your tab?”

“Yeah. Sorry.”

“You know this has to end. At some point my boss is going to want your money in the till. And when he does and you don’t…”

“I know. He’ll have me beaten bloody.”

“If you’re lucky it’ll stop there. Look, I don’t want to get involved, but you have to do something. Declare bankruptcy. Leave town. Get a job. Do something!”

“I won’t cut and run. I’ll make some money somehow. I just need some time.”

“You have as much time as you have money!”

“Thanks for your concern.”

Friday, April 12, 2019

Moot, Quest, Under


Indiana Jones was under no illusions - the quest for the Jade Skull was more dangerous than he’d originally thought.

He’d asked a local guide about the Askgeroth tribe encamped at the mouth of the cave where he needed to go. The answer had been that the tribe was a moot issue - they were peaceful.

The reality was that the tribe was composed of ferocious warriors, they were guarding the cave, and the guide was working with them.

Hands over his head, Indie was being led back to the encampment at gunpoint by the guide.

We know he’ll escape, but how?

Thursday, April 11, 2019

Excess, Ministration, Outdoors


People who gravitate to the outdoors, and especially those who live in the outback, do not believe in excess. They are minimalists by nature and necessity. Stuff holds less value while the environment holds more value.

The deeper their relations to the earth, the more they come to care for it, nurture it, and where necessary, heal it. Their ministrations come in many forms, labour and advocacy being two examples.

It is far easier to exploit natural resources when people separate themselves from that which is being plundered. That lack of empathy with Gaia will ultimately be humanity’s undoing.

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Publish, Excuse, Grow


The world of words has grown to an extent that it’s hard to understand its magnitude. One outlet for writing, medium.com, publishes 10,000 articles per day. How does a new writer break into this cacophony?

This new world of writers is best navigated by young extroverted people. Older introverted people are two strikes down. This is not to say that these are excuses to not publish new works. This is not a reason to expect an audience can’t be grown. But it does make it harder.

The world of writing has moved from simply writing to marketing your writing.

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Sole, Mesh, Trite


Still. I must remain still. Any movement will alert my prey to my presence. When I do move, it must be quick, either to catch a meal or to avoid being eaten. It isn’t much but this is my life.

There are no other sole near me. I like to say I’m the sole sole - it’s trite but it keeps me amused while I wait.

I had a near miss a few months ago. A trawler let out a drag net; my friends and family all got caught in the nylon mesh. I survived.

I think I sense a shrimp.

Monday, April 8, 2019

Crazy, Drop, Eclair


“Bob! Drop that eclair! Are you crazy?”

Two dim light sources glowed in the kitchen: one was the digital clock on the coffee pot showing 3:05am, and the other was the refrigerator light. Grace, Bob’s wife, watched as the pastry reversed course and moved away from her diabetic husband’s mouth and back into the refrigerator.

She’d suspected that making baked goods for her children’s school event was risky, that he’d try to sneak a surreptitious snack. She was disappointed in herself for making them, for tempting him. She’d never do it again.

“C’mon Bob. Let’s go back to bed.”

Sunday, April 7, 2019

Money, Pink, Vast


There are people who love to collect things. You may have heard of someone collecting war figurines, comic books, or movie memorabilia. But there is someone who collects things that are pink.

Their vast collection is housed in what the neighbours call the Pink Palace. It stands alone, a single massive house, at the end of a lonely street. But when you round the last corner of the drive, you know you’ve found it. It’s hideous.

There are actually tour groups who visit it. They actually pay money to get in and look around.

Frankly, I’d pay money to leave!

Saturday, April 6, 2019

Junk, Hidden, Isolate


Phoo Fang, captain of the Shanghai junk Fum Fum, knew things were bad and getting worse. She’d hidden her ship behind an island and was sitting in shallow water, but it was only a matter of time before they found her. The group of ships she’d been sailing with had fled when the pirates had struck and were more than likely gone, leaving her isolated. And worse, her crew were murmuring about joining the pirates and giving up the ship. Phoo had kept the crew in line so far, but it wouldn’t last.

She watched the sun, waiting for dark. 

Friday, April 5, 2019

Truncate, Apply, Ballyhoo


Pete, of Pete’s Peppermint Perfections, had bought, with much ballyhoo, a new digital signboard. He wanted to post up flashing messages that would attract parents willing to spend money into the shop. With Halloween approaching, he typed in a new message. He didn’t apply due care, however, to make sure the entire message was shown and not truncated.

Visitors to Pete’s shop saw, in bright flashing letters, “I eat my kids”. After flashing five times, the other part of the sentence would flash “‘candy”.

Pete made the front page of the local newspaper, but not for the reason he wanted.

Thursday, April 4, 2019

Four, For, Fore


“Wanna hear somethin’ far out? If you take a four and a four and a four, three fours, and you add them up, you get twelve, right? And then you add the one and the two in twelve together and you get… three. I mean like mind blown man!”

“…”

“Say somethin’ dad. I wanna make sure your cerebral cortex is still operatin’.”

“You called me at 3am for this?”

“I would’ve told ya at your golf game with your business buddies, ya know, with all you guys yellin’ “fore” all the time, but this couldn’t wait.”

“Thank you. Good night.”

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Freckles, Gurgle, Lofty


He sat in his usual armchair at the club, reading the paper in the dim light that managed to squeak through the curtained window. His skin was like the paper within the row upon row of books that rose to the lofty ceiling. Thick carpeting drowned out every sound. A staff member stood unobtrusively close by, ready to serve him at the merest gesture.

In the basement kitchen, hearth fires burned and babies gurgled with delight. Vivacious girls, faces covered in freckles, played with the tots and sang songs while cooks prepared supper for club members. Their faces shone gaily.

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Unique, Partition, Control


I wonder if I’m in the control or the experimental group.

My psychology class of 200 students met in the gymnasium an hour ago for a class. We milled around and mingled, with the timer on the scoreboard counting down from five minutes to zero. At zero, a voice ordered us to stay where we were standing, look up, and note the colour of the tarp we were under (mine was orange).

My group was directed to drink a clear liquid from a dixie cup. It’s been ten minutes since I drank it and II’mm nnnoooottttttt fffeeeeeeelllllliinnnnngggggggg iiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt aaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttt aaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll.

Monday, April 1, 2019

April, Fool, Day


Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. That old adage would have served April well.

She’d been walking the boardwalk when she’d come across a small crowd of people gathered around a handsome smile behind a fold-up table, quickly moving three cards on it. She found herself drawn into the 3-card monty game quickly, and within minutes her spending money was gone, lost on a “sure bet”. Quickly, the table and crowd melted away.

She went to an ATM to withdraw more money - she’d play again some day and win her money back!