Life is precious. All life. To prove this, we decided to mike a seed for sound and listen in on a newly planted seed as it sprouts. This is what our team found:
Day 1 - Said “roots” repeatedly.
Day 7 - Pod exited soil. Complained about how bright it is.
Day 10 - Extended leaves. Said something about a “green parasol”.
Day 15 - Extended more leaves. Apparently one parasol wasn’t enough.
Day 22 - It notices the microphone. Starts looking for the camera.
Day 37 - Complains it’s only appreciated for the size of its beans.
Day 51 - Demands a PR team.
Day 73 - Lacks “alone time”
