Monday, May 13, 2019

Sprout, Lacks, Sound


Life is precious. All life. To prove this, we decided to mike a seed for sound and listen in on a newly planted seed as it sprouts. This is what our team found:

Day 1 - Said “roots” repeatedly.

Day 7 - Pod exited soil. Complained about how bright it is.

Day 10 - Extended leaves. Said something about a “green parasol”.

Day 15 - Extended more leaves. Apparently one parasol wasn’t enough.

Day 22 - It notices the microphone. Starts looking for the camera.

Day 37 - Complains it’s only appreciated for the size of its beans.

Day 51 - Demands a PR team.

Day 73 - Lacks “alone time”

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