Thursday, May 30, 2019

Zombie, Locust, General


“Professor Arthropoda, my staff tell me you have a harebrained idea to combat the zombie invasion. I’m out of rational solutions, so let’s hear it.”

“You must be aware, General Zabuta, of the idea of group mind within insect colonies. What I’m proposing is proliferating that power…”

“In English, Professor.”

“I can train locusts to attack zombies. With their attacking of the undead, they will induce untrained locusts to do the same. What’s more, they’ll release a pheromone that will cause all insect-kind to attack.”

“When can you release this weapon?”

“First I need to train the locusts, then…”

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