Friday, May 31, 2019

Shell, Gas, Station


A small shell that formerly housed a snail. Two fish calling that shell home. One fish who ate the fish equivalent of a large bean burrito with spicy sauce. The other fish who has no fingers to pinch off the smell…

“Jesus, Gary! Could you at least point your ass in the other direction?”

Gary’s flatulence might as well have been laughing gas, given his reaction.

*snort* “Uh… yeah… sorry…” *pppphhhhhlllllaaaaapppppp*

Jose looked up at the surface. “What kind of food did the human put in the food station? Chilli powder?”

“Don’t know. But it’s tasty!” Gary readied another fart.

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