Inventive Yoga Practitioner

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Prompts = Stuck, Yoga, Parents

‘Siri. Call “Parents”’.

A momentary pause, then… ‘Calling “Police”.’

Oh no…

‘911, what’s the nature of your emergency?’

‘Uh, hello? Siri made a mistake and called you instead of…’

‘We get that a lot, miss, but I still have to roll units to your house. Make sure to answer the door when they arrive. I’ll stay on the line.’

‘But… you don’t understand. I was doing yoga…’

‘Yeah?’

‘I went into a move I invented and now I’m stuck. I’ve got body parts trapped under other body parts. I can’t move.’

‘Rolling an ambulance and TV crew to your location.’