Prompts = Nothing, Dive, Slit
‘Dive in! Take the plunge! You want to stand on shore doing nothing while watching everyone hit the surf?’
Why is it that every “motivational speaker” (translation — overzealous blowhard selling their version of multi-level marketing) has to use a swimming analogy.
This doofus spotted me sitting alone in my favourite watering hole (former favourite if he stays much longer), trying to get me to attend some seminar. For free, naturally, because he’s my buddy.
If I slit his throat, would his lips keep moving? Would any sound come out?
*Sigh*. Former favourite it is. Time to find another bar.
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