Don't Vote Ted, Vote Fred

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Prompts = Success, Vote, Thick

‘Hello, I’m Fred Brown, and I’m asking for your vote this November.

‘Did you know that dozens, literally dozens, of stray cats and dogs roam the streets every night, looking for food and shelter?

‘The incumbent, Ted Brown (no close relation… well, ok, he’s my cousin. But I don’t like him.) treats these unfortunates as pests.

‘But in my view, to achieve success, we must view these poor, unfortunate, unloved animals as pets looking for homes.

‘Join me as we fight for animal welfare and better lives for all creatures.

‘Don’t be thick and vote Ted. Vote Fred. Thank you.’