Thursday, April 2, 2020

Ze Finalize Treatment

Prompts = Finalize, Grease, Blanket

Photo by Ayurmana Ayurveda on Unsplash

‘Bonjour Meezeez Thompsun, how is your treatment so far? Verrie pleazing, I hope?

‘For zis last treatment, we must moove to zaa different room, ver vee keep ze vats.

‘Pardon? Ah, oui, I did say “vats”. For zis finalize treatment, you vill recline on zah sloped bed az ze finest varm oil is poured ever so gentlee over vous. A delightful blanket ov ze senzations, n’est-ce pas?’

In truth, the oil was whatever they could get on the cheap. If it was greasy, it was good. 

Same with employees: cheap was good. A good fake French accent was better. 

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