Monday, April 27, 2020

The Reluctant Guru

Photo by Joshua Earle on Unsplash
Prompts = Peak, Spirit, Tide
‘Time and tide wait for no man.’ I smile and hope he leaves.
I’ve been renting this little plot of land on top of a remote mountain peak for years, trying to put some distance between myself and humanity. But for some reason, instead of achieving privacy, I’ve won notoriety for being a spiritual guru!
I don’t understand it; I drink spirits and do talk to them (the ghostly kind, mostly after drinking), but I think it’s the obscure, impatient guidance I give that garners the most interest.
When not being interrupted, I’m able to binge watch Netflix while meditating.

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