Prompts = Policy, Market, Scrap
*Knock knock*
‘Who is it?’
‘What do you mean, “who is it”? This is a market, right? You have food, I need food, match made in Heaven.’
‘Yada yada yada who?’
‘Ah, c’mon! This isn’t funny. Let me in, shop, and get home. Please. And thank you.’
‘It’s a new policy I’ve instituted: you need to prove not only that you are disease-free, but are also of sound mind. I’ll ask again: Yada yada yada who?’
‘Do you only have scraps and you don’t want me to see, Shopkeeper?’
‘You’re fine so long as you don’t need TP.’
‘Damn.’
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