Wednesday, April 1, 2020

April Jewels


Photo by Nadia Valko on Unsplash

Prompts = April, Fool, Morning
‘This is Diamond Dave from Diamond Dave’s Diamond Centre telling you that when I hear April Fool’s, I think April jewels.
‘Guys, you know what I’m talking about, when you trick your lady into wearing a chicken costume to a fancy dinner party and made her the laughing stock of your social group, that’s the time to show her the 24 carat gold, 8 diamond masterpiece, with “I gotcha” inscribed with unfinished silver. Let me tell ya, it helps keep you from waking up on the couch the next morning, know what I mean?
‘C’mon in and get yours today!’

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