Help Line

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Prompts = Sink, Celebrity, Verify

Hello, Apple help line, Valerie speaking, how can I help you today?

Uh huh

Mmm hmmm

Yup yup

Ok sir, I understand you’re upset, but I do need to start with verifying your identity.

Uh huh

Mmm hmmm

Yup yup

Ok sir, I understand you’re some sort of celebrity on YouTube, but I do need your Apple ID please.

Uh huh

Mmm hmmm

Yup yup

Ok sir, I understand that you feel I’m not being helpful so far and that you’ll make a video with the express purpose of sinking my customer service rating, but I do need you to…