Showing posts with label Grease. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grease. Show all posts

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Ze Finalize Treatment

Prompts = Finalize, Grease, Blanket

Photo by Ayurmana Ayurveda on Unsplash

‘Bonjour Meezeez Thompsun, how is your treatment so far? Verrie pleazing, I hope?

‘For zis last treatment, we must moove to zaa different room, ver vee keep ze vats.

‘Pardon? Ah, oui, I did say “vats”. For zis finalize treatment, you vill recline on zah sloped bed az ze finest varm oil is poured ever so gentlee over vous. A delightful blanket ov ze senzations, n’est-ce pas?’

In truth, the oil was whatever they could get on the cheap. If it was greasy, it was good. 

Same with employees: cheap was good. A good fake French accent was better. 

Saturday, November 9, 2019

Support, Tricycle, Grease


Thom stared at his new purchase. His wife did too, sceptically.

“Honey… I don’t know what to say…”

“I’d like your support on this.”

“Sure.”

Sitting in the garage was a tricycle. A large one. With a motor. And a canopy. Not to mention the two rows of seats behind the one for the driver. In Thailand, it’s known as a tuk-tuk. In Norway, it’s not.

He tried again. “You know my balance isn’t what it once was. This is like a motorbike, but wider.”

She looked down. “Who made this? It’s leaking oil and grease.”

“My brother, Endre.”