Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Gravel, Basket, Mushroom


“You hear about the new discovery at Pompeii?”

“That’s the Roman place that got wiped by Mt. Vesuvius, right?”

“Yeah. You know how they found people encased in ash, going about their daily business, then Wham!, right?”

“Yeah?”

“That one guy they found, doodlin’ his doodle, right?”

“Yeah?”

“They just found another guy, buried in ash at the bottom of a gravel pit.”

“Uh huh…”

“Yeah. He was totally trippin’ balls. They found a basket with some mushrooms next to him. His hand had one and he was just going to eat it, when Wham!”

“Dude - that is so wrong!”

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