“Look - it says ‘post no bills’, yes?”
“Yeah?”
“So if I post a bill, I’m posting, yes?”
“I guess.”
“And that would make me a poster.”
“Uh huh. What’s your point?”
“I’m going to be a poster by posting a poster about my posting business.”
“Your what?”
“I’m a contractor, specializing in installing fence posts. Thus, a ‘poster’”.
“Oh geez - are you saying you’re a poster who’s posting about being a poster?”
“Indeed. I’m a poster and a poster to boot.”
“Did you get hit on the head a lot as a kid? How did your wiring get so crossed?”
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