Sunday, October 27, 2019

Behind, Stand, Company


“Do these pants make my ass look fat?”

In my defence, I hadn’t had my coffee yet. Or maybe it was those countless glasses of port last night; we’d had company until late (you know, the kind of party where people stand around discussing issues of the day and then it gets really late and everything becomes nonsensical).

Maybe it was the alcohol that hadn’t gotten around to leaving just yet that glanced at her behind and said “The pants aren’t helping.”

Ohhh man, hungover me is stupid.

My sudden need to vomit helped me forget my comment.

Yup - hungover.

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