Saturday, September 14, 2019

Scruples, Test, Rapid


“Thank you, Thomas, for sitting down with us today. As you know, the law firm of Wesson and Smith hires only the best and brightest. We need to test you, rapid fire, to make sure your scruples are in line with ours.”

“Thank you sir, I…”

“Client steals company secrets and sells them to a competitor.”

“First we need to get ahead of the news and…”

“Prosecutor announces an indictment and all parties are cooperating.”

“Then we need to find the weak link and convince that party…”

“Bribe?”

“If necessary.”

“Threaten?"

“Excuse me?"

“Murder?"

“Are you crazy?”

“Thank you. Next!”

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