“Senator, sorry to interrupt…”
“Jackson! I’m trying to get the preamble to this legislation right. Just go, Jackson.”
“But Senator…”
“What is it Jackson? I have to get this right before tomorrow morning, or the “Keep Llama Farmers Farming Act” won’t see the light of day.”
“There’s been an incident. In the Rotunda.”
“What?”
“Yes ma’am. That’s why the sirens have been going off.”
“Sirens?”
“Yes ma’am. They’re going off necessitates evacuating the offices.”
“Are you sure there are sirens going off?”
“More than certain Senator. Can’t you hear them?”
“Hang on - I’m wearing my noise-cancelling earplugs… Ah! Loud!!!”
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