Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Chef, Rocket, Flush


A chef, a bartender, a waitress, and a maitre d play a game of cards.

Says the chef, “Are you all cooking something up?”

Says the bartender, “Have you been drinking?”

Says the waitress, “Hoping for something special?”

Says the maitre d, “I set it on the bar.”

The waitress flushes. “We hope you like it.”

The chef perks up. “Did you…?”

The maitre d points. “Take a look.”

The bartender pours champagne. “Take a lot of pictures.”

On the bar is a ticket, one of the first issued, to ride a rocket and stay overnight on the Moon.

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