Earth, Inept, Sold

“Griknog, you appear to be an up and coming Snorkvak. And do you know what every Snorkvak needs? Their very own planet.”

“What’s this you say, Snnorrse? I know that all you Psneeks are shysters.”

“What’s this you say Griknog? You offend me. Perhaps I mistook you for someone who could help me and benefit yourself at the same time.”

“Speak, Snnorrse.”

“My countrypsneeks tricked me out of a large sum of money. All I have left is my planet, Earth. If I sold it, perhaps to you, I’d have capital to fight back.”

“You are an inept salespsneek, Snnorrse.”