Monday, September 2, 2019

Bark, Loath, Furry


Princess Park, the retirement community for Princesses, was the scene of a most dreadful event, at least to she of Princess and the Pea fame.

Pea tried to be polite when Snow White answered her door. “I’m loath to say anything, especially given you leaving those adorable woodland creatures behind, but one of your furry friends whom you adopted in lieu has been barking all night. I can’t sleep!”

“Oh Pea, I know how sensitive you are, which is why I put Grumpy (he was my favourite), in the basement at night.”

“Could you maybe soundproof the walls?”

“Already did.”

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