Showing posts with label Honey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Honey. Show all posts

Thursday, August 12, 2021

Breakfast Games + Not My Cousin Vinny (Throwback Thursday)

Prompts = Pure, Honey, Groove

Story New — Breakfast Games





Photo by Seriously Low Carb on Unsplash

‘I’m Julie and this is Cooking With Julie, helping with your cooking quandaries. Who’s on the line?’

‘My nine-year-old and I play Tic-Tac-Toe PB&J. We cut grooves into a piece of toast and lay a drizzle of honey into them to form a three-by-three grid. We take turns spreading peanut butter and strawberry jelly into the boxes. The winner gets to eat the toast.’

‘Sounds like fun. What’s the question, caller?’

‘Every game we play is a draw. What should we do?’

‘Play a different game?’

‘We like Monopoly. We’ll try that. Thanks!’

Story Old — Not My Cousin Vinny





 Photo by Mel Poole on Unsplash

Winnie-the-Pooh is a beloved resident of Hundred Acre Wood. He and his friends go on adventures, sing songs, play games, and generally enjoy life (except Eeyore, but that’s another story).

The stories don’t mention another bear in those woods, Vinny-the-Poo-Poo-Mouth as some know him, or as he calls himself, Pure Fuckin’ Sunshine.

When he “gets his groove on”, usually late at night after drinking enough fermented honey to pickle a mammoth, he starts singing Guns-N-Roses tunes at the top of his lungs, throwing empty jugs at trees, and picking fights with elms.




Links to other sites where I publish:

Read them on Blogger = https://onehundredwordsbyparz.blogspot.com

Or Read them on Medium = https://medium.com/100-word-or-less-stories

Listen to them on YouTube = https://www.youtube.com/user/parzivalsattva

Write your own on Discord = https://discord.com/invite/qW2jgWwc7Q

Sunday, December 20, 2020

When "Airplane Food" Meant Something



 Photo by Toni Osmundson on Unsplash

Prompts = Honey, French, White

‘Hello sir, madam. There are two inflight meals to choose from. We have a lovely white fish, delicately steamed, with mushrooms in a butter sauce. The other choice is grilled venison with creamed spinach. Dessert for both is a French honey pastry.’

‘We’ll do one of each and share. Thanks.’

‘Of course! Here we go.’

One minute later…

‘Is this the fish or the deer? They look and smell the same.’

‘I was about to suggest we tell by the sides but they look the same too.’

‘Shall we get dessert? It might be ok?’

‘I’ll stick with water, thanks.’




Links to other sites where I publish:


Instagram = https://www.instagram.com/one_hundred_words_by_parz
Facebook = https://www.facebook.com/Parzival-Sattva-427507144484255
Blogger = https://onehundredwordsbyparz.blogspot.com
Medium = https://medium.com/100-word-or-less-stories
YouTube = https://www.youtube.com/user/parzivalsattva

And a link to where my Lovely Lady Love (who also operates the camera) posts her art: https://www.youtube.com/user/recyclinggoddess

Join in on the fun of making a story from the same prompts I do! https://www.facebook.com/groups/565109053911712

Tuesday, January 8, 2019

Pure, Honey, Groove


Winnie-the-Pooh is a beloved resident of Hundred Acre Wood. He and his friends go on adventures, sing songs, play games, and generally enjoy life (except Eeyore, but that’s another story).

The stories don’t mention another bear in those woods, Vinny-the-Poo-Poo-Mouth as some know him, or as he calls himself, Pure Fuckin’ Sunshine.

When he “gets his groove on”, usually late at night after drinking enough fermented honey to pickle a mammoth, he starts singing Guns-N-Roses tunes at the top of his lungs, throwing empty jugs at trees, and picking fights with elms.