When "Airplane Food" Meant Something

 Photo by Toni Osmundson on Unsplash

Prompts = Honey, French, White

‘Hello sir, madam. There are two inflight meals to choose from. We have a lovely white fish, delicately steamed, with mushrooms in a butter sauce. The other choice is grilled venison with creamed spinach. Dessert for both is a French honey pastry.’

‘We’ll do one of each and share. Thanks.’

‘Of course! Here we go.’

One minute later…

‘Is this the fish or the deer? They look and smell the same.’

‘I was about to suggest we tell by the sides but they look the same too.’

‘Shall we get dessert? It might be ok?’

‘I’ll stick with water, thanks.’

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News, White, Rice

Buster wasn’t the brightest bulb in the pack. Nor was he the sharpest tool in the shed. When God was handing out brains, he thought He’d said “rains” and so asked for an umbrella.

Buster was stupid.

Last year, his sister (who’s the office manager for the headquarters of a Fortune 500 company) got married and Buster was invited (he’d overheard the happy news). She was resplendent in white silk and her husband dapper in his tails. Buster wore his best Hawaiian shirt.

As the happily wedded couple exited the church, Buster tossed brown rice. He thought it was healthier.