Friday, March 20, 2020

A Theft Of Blue

Prompts = Cop, Dramatic, Cheese
Photo by Jez Timms on Unsplash
“Barnabas! Gather the staff! There’s been a theft!”
“Yes, madam?”
“A theft, Barnabas! Here!”
“The refrigerator, madam?”
“Yes, Barnabas! A wedge of Roquefort has mysteriously disappeared! There is a thief among us!”
“May I suggest that you are tending towards the dramatic regarding this supposed theft?”
“Dramatic? Me? Barnabas, I am being reasonable in not consulting the constabulary!”
“Madam, please remember the last time the police were called. They weren’t amused. I… hello, young Malcolm. May I help you?”
“Nah, I’m good. Just here for another wedge of blue cheese. Hey ma. Calling the cops again?”
“Barnabas? Never mind.”

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