Come to the bar, they said
Grab a drink and mingle
It’s your birthday, come cut loose
Besides, you’re lonely and you’re single
Even though that’s what they said
They were working a different angle
‘Cause this was a male stripper bar
And they’d paid for an enormous dangle
I figured t’would be tame
Him dancing before me
But apparently they bought the Risque Package
He did things they can’t show on TV
After several hours and many drinks
From the bar I lurched
Checking my watch t’wasn’t Saturday night
But almost time for church
Next weekend, come soon. Please.
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