Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Clarity, Feminine, Ship


The Sub-Committee for Climate Change is the place where scientifically unhinged members pontificate, generally at expert witnesses, on garbage “science”.

At a recent hearing, Rachael Wilkins, Chief Oceanographer for NOAH, was testifying about rising sea levels when she was interrupted by Committee Chair Wilbur Stubbins, who was known for his Southern drawl:

“Now Ms. Wilkins, we all appreciate that you think the water is a-risin’. I think we should sink a ship full of feminine products in each of the harbours needin’ a bit o’help. But for clarity, this is if sea levels are rising. Which they aren’t.”

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