In the Garden of Eden, two massive trees (not the ones you’re thinking of) shaded the beach of a fish-laden oasis. It was a perfect beach complete with a fibreglass paddleboat.
More technologies were lost in the Flood than have been acknowledged by the Illuminati-controlled world governments.
But I digress.
One day, as the young couple took in a paddle, the (sea) serpent staged an accident with the boat. Despite Adam and Eve’s apologies, the serpent insisted that they were irresponsible and should pay a fee in case of future accidents.
This hostile act created the insurance industry.
