Showing posts with label Fish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fish. Show all posts

Thursday, April 9, 2020

A Fish Leonardo

Photo by zhengtao tang on Unsplash
Prompts = Fish, Tank, Disaster
Leonardo DaVinci, artist (ex. The Last Supper), designer (ex. the tank), and scientist, had a major advantage: opposable thumbs. Do you have any idea how hard it is to draw schematics for an improved containment-breach mechanism with fins? Of course you don’t. But all fish do.
However, even if I had thumbs it wouldn’t matter. I glare at my owner as she draws and paints on paper, canvas, and electronically. Do my supplies orders get filled? No.
She thinks it would be “a disaster” if I succeed with my plan. Maybe so. But I won’t stop trying to try.

Thursday, December 19, 2019

Garden, Fish, Hostile


In the Garden of Eden, two massive trees (not the ones you’re thinking of) shaded the beach of a fish-laden oasis. It was a perfect beach complete with a fibreglass paddleboat.

More technologies were lost in the Flood than have been acknowledged by the Illuminati-controlled world governments.

But I digress.

One day, as the young couple took in a paddle, the (sea) serpent staged an accident with the boat. Despite Adam and Eve’s apologies, the serpent insisted that they were irresponsible and should pay a fee in case of future accidents.

This hostile act created the insurance industry.