“There’s a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.” What rot. But it gained traction and now we have to deal with incalculable greed digging holes all over God’s green earth looking for it.
But I suppose it’s just desserts for the small bribe we paid an advertising executive to turn the noble race of elves into tree-habituating bakers of cookies.
Speaking of the elves, don’t believe all that rubbish in the Lord Of The Rings. T’was leprechauns that were the heroes in that story; a loud fart did more than all Elvendom combined to defeat Sauron!
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Story 2 — Apple Pie Travesty
Photo by Food Photographer David Fedulov on Unsplash
‘I’m Julie and this is Cooking With Julie on Savanah, Georgia Public Access TV. Before taking viewer questions, here’s something that happened yesterday.
‘I stepped into my kitchen and I found Earl, my brother-in-law, big bear of a man, you’ll see, digging into a fresh apple pie that had been dessert before he mauled it. Well, I startled him and his hand slipped into hot filling and oh Lord the torrential rainbow of loud profanity that spewed forth. Appalling!
‘Anyway, as penance he put on an apron and is joining us today.
‘Hello caller! Say “hello” Earl.’
‘Hello.’
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