Deep In The Throes Of Cramping (singing the IBS blues) (sung to the tune Deep In The Heart Of Texas)

Photo by Quinton Coetzee on Unsplash

Prompts = Next, Sit, Hall

I don’t feel great

Something I ate?

Start looking for the toilet

A giant hall

With just one stall

Cramping and pouring sweat

I’m not fine

With this line

Clenching my teeth and rocking

There were nine

Now next in line

Planning my porcelain docking

Finally I sit

Time to *bleep*

It’s time to get things flowing

But a slow start

With one small fart

Can’t get my body going

Did I pass out?

There’s knocking without

Knock knock knock knock

‘Come out the party’s over’

‘Just a sec!’

I’m still a wreck

Won’t leave until tomorrow

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